People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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