On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
operation have a gay friend backfired
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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