I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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