You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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