AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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