If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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