Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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