have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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