he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
being pregnant is like rehab
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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