How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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