Porn is love you can see.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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