I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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