Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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