I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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