i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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