i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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