We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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