I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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