he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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