We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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