that's an acceptable place to lick
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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