I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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