I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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