also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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