Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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