You really coming over, don't trick.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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