Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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