It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
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