Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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