my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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