my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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