Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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