so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
