at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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