he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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