btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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