What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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