..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
