I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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