i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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