I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I deserve this hangover.
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