So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
