when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
These tits shall not be calmed
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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