Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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