But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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