I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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