so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
don't judge my taste in strippers
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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