I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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