She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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