Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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