After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
