so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You ate ashes out of my bong
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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