I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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